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Good advice

13 February, 2009

There’s a saying: “try everything once except incest and folk dancing”. I couldn’t help feeling that there are other things out there that are patently a bad idea. So:

http://www.google.ie/search?q=”try+everything+once+except+*”+-incest

The results are collected here for your edification. Try everything once except incest, folk dancing, Morris dancing, blasphemy, skydiving, crawfish, maxing out a credit card, drugs, Ryvita, dog, whalemeat, homelessness, smoking, maybe bungee jumping, having sex with women, necromancy, beef fritters, Brookside, hurtling down a 400ft ski slope on a fabric-covered inner tube, and ice-skating with polar bears (try that twice).

The Internet is a wonderful place.

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One comment

  1. […] The Internet didn’t specifically advise against Irish dancing, so I went along to the workshop I signed up for last Wednesday. This is sean-nós […]



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